The World's Thinnest Books

  • What men know about women
  • Good American beer guide
  • Jewish book of free gifts.
  • Muslim book of bacon recipes.
  • Bangladeshi's Easi-Plan diet ideas.
  • "After the fire" by Joan of Arc.
  • A politicians' guide to economics
  • Incorruptible Policemen
  • All the women I had - by Adam
  • Happy days - by Hiob
  • Men I can do without - by Liz Taylor
  • Approved and tested birth control methods - by The Pope
  • How to use the internet properly - by TK2j@aol.com
  • Laws we could have done without - Friedrich II of Prussia
  • Poems folks asked me to recite again and again - Bruup the Vogon
  • My acting skills - by David Hasselhoff
  • Why a woman is better than a thirteen-year-old boy - by Micheal Jackson
  • New Yorker's Book of Etiquette
  • Australia's armed forces personnel list
  • The Canonical Book Of Australians Who Have Nice Things To Say About New Zealand
  • The English Cook Book of Gourmet Food
  • Microsoft's Truthful Press Releases
  • Microsoft BUG-FREE Software
  • MicroSOFT: How to get it RIGHT the First Time
  • The Bill Gates Guide to Honesty and Ethics in Business
  • Mike Tyson's Love Advice
  • Black Pro Hockey players.
  • Thickest book: "What women think they know about men"
  • Italian Naval Victories?
  • Irish Temperance Movements
  • Crimes that Don't Pay
  • Honest Coin & Stamp Dealers
  • Late 20th Century Statesmen
  • Cops that Obey Vehicle Codes
  • Transmission Shops that Won't Rip You Off
  • Republicans Who Care About The Poor
  • Successful Dieters
  • Bay Watch Bimbos without Boob Jobs
  • Guys who Have Never Checked Other Guys Out at Public Urinals
  • Men who have builds as good as women on Glateaters TV programs
  • Motorcyclists who Don't Speed
  • Fat people who don't overeat
  • Americans Who Believe that Bill Clinton never inhaled
  • Infomercials that aren't Rip Offs
  • Obscene Phone Callers who have as much as they claim.
  • The Wit and Wisdom of Billy Carter"
  • My Beauty Secrets -- Unveiled at Last" by Roseanne
  • Keeping Your Nose Clean in Sports" by Michael Irvin
  • The Virtue of Purity" by Jimmy Swaggart
  • "What I Like About Dan Rather" by Connie Chung
  • "The Joy of Flying" by John Madden
  • "How to Qualify for Mensa" by Dan Quayle
  • "Ecumenism" by Louis Farrakhan
  • "Getting Along With Your Peers" by Marge Schott
  • "Practicing Sanity in an Insane Era" by H. Ross Perot
  • Men I have not slept with. -Madonna
  • JF Kennedy Airport Security Manual
  • South African Race Relations Manual
  • Irish Book of Higher Thought
  • Muslims who do not want me dead. -Salmond Rushdie
  • Relatives who have survived me. -Bob Dole
  • Chinese Bill of Human Rights
  • What women know about men that are correct.
  • Famous jazz bagpipers
  • The East London Directory of Virgins
  • How to tune a saxophone
  • Advanced Macintosh User's Guide
  • Advanced Piano, by Richard Clayderman
  • Advanced Piano, Vol II, by Yanni
  • Advanced Subtraction.
  • A Foreigner's Guide To Camping In Florida
  • A Full Description Of All The Whales That Will Survive The Norwegian Massacre
  • A Guide To Arab Democracies
  • A Guide To Snorkeling In Norway
  • A Happy Home Life And Marriage, by Donald Trump
  • A Happy Home Life And Marriage, Part II, by Woody Allen
  • A Hiker's Guide To The Ho Chi Minh Trail
  • A History Of U.S. Presidents That Made Progress
  • A Journey Through The Mind Of A Squid.
  • All-Star Tributes To Regis Philbin.
  • A Mature Day In My Life, by Barry Bonds
  • Ambassadors And Diplomatic Employees Posting In Alt.Flame
  • Amelia Earhart's Guide To The Pacific Ocean
  • American Foreign Policy Successes
  • A Millenium Of German Humor
  • Anagrams Of The Word "A".
  • An Anthology Of Coral Reefs Of The Sahara Desert
  • Anything Written By Patrick Swayze.
  • Arctic Water Polo.
  • A Selection Of Funny Jokes From Rec.Humor
  • A Tale Of No Cities.
  • Atheists Who Converted To Christianity
  • A Thesaurus Without Any Synonyms, Or Antonyms.
  • Axe Murderers Who Support "Feed The Children".
  • Banjo Sonatas.
  • Beating The Crap Out Of Innocent Little Children, by Benjamin Spock.
  • Bedouin Olympic Swimmers
  • Behave Yourself, by David Letterman
  • Being Humble, The English Way
  • Blind Dates That Worked Out
  • Bowler's Guide To Health & Fitness.
  • Burger King Items That Start With "Mc".
  • Career Opportunities For History Majors.
  • Chicago Cubs World Series Championships.
  • Christmas Shopping At The Local Toxic Waste Disposal Site.
  • Clinton's Unbroken Promises
  • Compendium Of American Culture
  • Complete List Of American Malls Without A "Gap".
  • Cooking Gourmet Dishes With Tofu
  • Countries Competing In The World Series
  • Cub Scout Adventures In Times Square.
  • Deep South Genetic Variation.
  • Deep-Thinking Liberals
  • Dentures For Sharks
  • Detroit - A Travel Guide
  • Different Ways To Spell "Bob".
  • Dr. Kevorkian's Collection Of Motivational Speeches.
  • Dutch Generosity Through The Centuries
  • Easy UNIX
  • Embracing Junk.
  • Eskimo Swimsuit Models
  • Ethiopian Tips On World Dominance.
  • Everglades' Guide For Rock Climbing
  • Excellence In The CFL
  • Exciting Things To Do In Worcester
  • Famous Australians Of The Fourteenth Century
  • Famous Long Islanders Who Weren't In Nationally Televised Scandals
  • Famous Norwegian Kings
  • Fan Mail Of Sirhan Sirhan
  • Fashion Statements Of Alcatraz Prison
  • Fast And Efficient Windows Applications
  • Favorite Foreign Emigration Destinations Of The French
  • Fifty Days To A Better Hypothalamus.
  • Fire Escape Routes From The Bottom Of Lake Michigan.
  • Folk Stories Of The Canadian-Portuguese Border Patrol.
  • French Hospitality
  • Frog Hygiene.
  • Fulfilled Campaign Promises, 478 BC - 1997 AD
  • Fun Party Games Involving Porcupines.
  • Fun With Blood-Stained Calligraphy.
  • Fun With Feces
  • Fun With Unix
  • Gandhi's Influence On Ted Bundy
  • Gandhi's Influence On Al Bundy
  • Gay Men Named Spike
  • Genghis Khan And The Mongols: A Feminist Perspective
  • George Bush: The Wild Years
  • Good English Cooking
  • Great American Cars Of The 1980's
  • Hemophilic Vampires
  • Heterosexual Hangouts In Key West
  • Hilarious Female Comics.
  • Hindu Beef Recipes
  • Honesty In The White House: 1969-1974
  • Household Uses For Plutonium.
  • How I Became A Stud, by Zamfir.
  • How Mass Unemployment Helps The Economy, by Various Socialists
  • How Paperclips Work.
  • How To Be A Successful Politician, by Jesse Jackson
  • How To Blow Your Nose
  • How To Cook Sushi
  • How To Keep A Virgin From Following You Around Afterward
  • How To Sustain A Musical Career, by Art Garfunkel.
  • How To Win Your Life Back With A Nice Big Cheeseburger.
  • Ice Recipes.
  • In Chase Of The American Dream, by Fidel Castro
  • Inkless Pens.
  • Internet Threads That Don't Contain Flames
  • Japanese Compendium For English Pronunciation
  • Jurassic Laundromat.
  • Kayak To A Better Beginning.
  • Keebler Elves That Touch Themselves.
  • Kelly Chang: The Chinese Redhead
  • Known Ways To Cure Cancer With A Toothbrush.
  • Life As An Air Traffic Controller, by Ray Charles.
  • Little-Known Secrets Of Nuclear Physics, by Jay Leno.
  • Madonna On Formal Wear
  • Mafia Music: The Symphonies Of Don Vito Corleone
  • Marcel Marceau's Greatest Speeches
  • Mike Tyson On Dating Etiquette
  • Mike Tyson's Insightful Thoughts.
  • Mime Talk.
  • Mormon Divorce Lawyers
  • Mother Teresa's Guide To Erotic Pottery
  • Mountaineering The Netherlands
  • Moustache Mania!
  • My Argument For Democracy, by Ted Kennedy
  • My Favorite Barbers, by Yassir Arafat
  • My Favorite Jews, by Yassir Arafat
  • My Favorite Jewish Barbers, by Yassir Arafat
  • My Life On The Wagon, by Ted Kennedy
  • My Life Without Bill, by Roger Clinton
  • My Life Without Michael, by LaToya Jackson
  • My Life Without My Brother Ron, by Clint Howard
  • My Life Without My Father, by Ron Reagan
  • My Life Without Roseanne, by Tom Arnold
  • My Secrets And Tips To Make Friends, by Darth Vader
  • My Thoughts, by Ronald Reagan
  • Net Ethics
  • NFL's Greatest Thinkers Ever
  • Nice Guys Who Got To Be President
  • Nicknames For "Al".
  • Numerical Equivalencies Of 2.
  • Obesity In East Africa
  • Olympic Athletes Who Think Sports Are Really Stupid.
  • One Hundred And One Spotted Owl Recipes, by The EPA.
  • One-Legged Folk Dances.
  • On Human Rights, by Fidel Castro
  • Operating Instructions For Scotch Tape.
  • Oprah Winfrey's Guide To Avoiding Fatty Foods.
  • Orville Reddenbacher's Favorite Snack Treats.
  • Ouchless Spinal Bandages.
  • Our Favorite Disco Songs, by Led Zeppelin
  • Our Sex Life Since Gennifer Flowers, by Hillary Clinton
  • Owner's Manual To An Amish-Built Toaster.
  • Painless Tooth Extraction, by Mr. Sledge Hammer
  • Party Tricks With Boiling Lead
  • People Who Actually MADE.MONEY.FAST
  • People Who Saw "Ishtar".
  • Philanthropy, by Donald Trump
  • Pi, Rounded For Everyday Use
  • Pitcairn Island Telephone Book (Including Yellow Pages)
  • Pittsburgh When It's Not Raining: A Photographic Collection
  • Planets That Rhyme With The Word "Planet".
  • Popular Lawyers
  • Popular Recording Artists With A Shred Of Artistic Integrity.
  • Portability Of The C Language
  • Practical Applications Of The Kamasutra For Non-Contortionists
  • Proud Parents Of Rock Musicians.
  • Public Political Activities During Franco's Government In Spain
  • Purebred Mutts.
  • Quantum Physics For Absolute Morons
  • Rapper's Guide To Etiquette.
  • Really Big Midgets.
  • Reasons Not To Have Sex
  • Recent Advances In Flying Submarine Technology.
  • Red Barns That Are Yellow.
  • Regis-Mania.
  • Respected Lawyers.
  • Romanian Square Dances
  • Romantic Words Beginning With "X".
  • Ross Perot's Ear Improvement Manual.
  • Rottweilers Who Speak Italian.
  • Russian Humor Throughout The 1960's
  • Sainthood In Government
  • Satan's Love Letters.
  • Scottish World Cup Successes
  • Sign Language For The Blind
  • Smelly Planets.
  • Snap, Crackle, Pop: A Beginner's Guide To Knuckle Popping
  • Snap, Crackle, Pop: A Beginner's Guide To Rice Crispies.
  • Social Occasions Requiring Hip Waders.
  • Soothing Nervous Polar Bears With Tickling Tricks.
  • Staple Your Way To Success.
  • Subatomic Particles In The Bathtub
  • Subatomic Particles That Taste Like Licorice.
  • Successful Applications Of Artificial Intelligence
  • Successful Experiments In Cohabitation With Piranhas.
  • Surgeon General's Warning: This Is Not A Book.
  • Sylverster Stallone's Dramatic Acting Tips.
  • Tasty Bile Recipes.
  • Tasty Sediment.
  • Ted Koppel's All-Time Greatest On-The-Air Booger Jokes.
  • The ABC's Of Gum Chewing.
  • The American Book Of Beautiful Cars
  • The American Medical Association's Guide To Proper Penmanship.
  • The Amish Phone Book
  • The Appeal Of Alan Thicke
  • The Beginner's Guide To Having Your Leg Fall Asleep.
  • The Canonical List Of Rap Songs With Positive Messages
  • The Comic Genius Of Tom Arnold
  • The Compleat Chevy Chase Show
  • The Complete Collection Of Harlem Poetry.
  • The Complete Guide To Composing And Playing Progressive Rap Music
  • The Contribution Of Political Correctness To Free Speech
  • The Deep, Philosophical Implications Of Turning Left.
  • The Educational Guide To MTV
  • The Elephant Is A Graceful Bird, It Flits From Tree To Tree
  • The Fat, Lard, And Oil Diet.
  • The Genius Of Barry Manilow
  • The Gentle Side Of Joseph Stalin
  • The Happy Hooker Goes To Our Lady Of Sorrows Convent
  • The History Of DARE In Bogota, Colombia
  • The History Of The ANOVA In Chinese Literature
  • The Irish In Israel: A Retrospective
  • The KKK Manual Of Tact And Etiquette.
  • The Merits Of Gun Control, by the NRA
  • The Outstanding Virtues Of Intel Processors
  • The Plan For Prohibition In Australia
  • The Pleasant Street Smells Of New York City.
  • The Pope's Wife, A Very Nice Nancy
  • The Rainy Day Book Of Flicking Dimes.
  • The Registry Of Motor Vehicles' Pledge Of Cheerfulness.
  • There's One Born Every Minute (200 blank pages)
  • Thesaurus Of Square Roots
  • The Secret Diary Of Adrian Mole, Age 3/4
  • The Shaker Village Electrical Engineering Lexicon.
  • The Total Vocabulary Of Arnold Schwarzeneggar
  • The Warrent Commission's Search For Truth
  • The Who's Who Of Great Republican Humanitarians
  • The Wit And Wisdom Of Dan Quayle
  • Things That Look Like An Apple, Taste Like An Apple, But Are Not An Apple.
  • Things That Taste Better With Arsenic.
  • Things You Could Buy At The World Artichoke Festival.
  • To Tell The Truth, by President Bill Clinton
  • Understanding Moss.
  • Understanding The C Language
  • Unshakable Principles I Live By, by Bill Clinton
  • User Friendly UNIX
  • Vice Presidents With Really Good Ideas.
  • Volume One Of Madonna's Morality Encyclopedia.
  • Water-skiing In The Bermuda Triangle
  • Ways To Cross The "T".
  • Ways To Give Change For A Penny.
  • Wealthy Bums.
  • What To Do With Finger Paints.
  • Windows Programming Made Easy
  • Winning The Big One, by Gene Mauch
  • Wit And Wisdom Of Benny Hill
  • Why I Love Britain: A Native's Perspective
  • Why Political Correctness Is Not Censorship
  • Wrath Of The Ant Colony.

List of texts and stories

  1. City Boy
  2. How To Install Software: A 12-Step Program
  3. A Day at the Bar
  4. A Divine Sign
  5. Why did the chicken cross the road?
  6. Religions
  7. How Do You Translate That?
  8. One liners
  9. Have you ever wondered?
  10. Creative Answering Machine Messages
  11. The Biggest Lies of All
  12. Bumper Sticker
  13. Real Church Announcements
  14. In the Courtroom
  15. From Driving Exams
  16. Fun in elevator
  17. From Students' Exams
  18. Kids - questions and answers
  19. Murphy's Military Laws
  20. Newspaper Headlines
  21. How to Pass Your Exams
  22. How to Order Pizza by Phone
  23. Programmer Bulb Jokes
  24. Real Advertisements
  25. Fun With Your Roommate
  26. The World's Thinnest Books